Alternate title: I am so not equipped to deal with this
Today, at breakfast, Vaughn asked, "Does Jesus live in space?"
Other recent questions: "Is Jesus magic?"
Well, yes, kind of --
"Do we have to walk in heaven?"
I guess, if you like to walk, you can --
"What does 'sexy' mean?"
"What are these three things in here?" (guess what he was referring to, and also, please tell me why there are three)