Time to rethink my life

I have decided that I need to seriously debate the wisdom of maintaining my current course in life versus becoming, oh, a crack addict.

The Things I Need To Focus On As a Working Mom

1. Getting everyone up by 7.
2. Putting a nice, healthy breakfast on the table.
3. Hurrying everyone through breakfast.
4. Making sure that two kids are dressed and beds are made; dressing the little one.
5. Teeth brushing for four people.
6. Getting out the door with two balanced lunches, rain gear, and a water bottle, to get to the school bus stop by 7:45.
7. On the days that I'm at home, planning activities for the day, such as The Gym!  Costco!  The Pet Store!  Reading!  Hygiene! Math and Language Skills!  (this was all done today)
8. On the days that I'm at work, being as productive as possible in 15 hours a week, to ensure that my boss doesn't pull the plug on my amazing flexible schedule.
9. Keeping the yard neat, garden weeded, and plants (somewhat) alive.
10. Coordinating babysitting and nannying.
11. Staying calm, setting a good example, and teaching important lessons like, "Why whacking your sister(s) with a stick is not a good idea:  Three part series".
12. Always remembering sunscreen and sunhats.  For everyone.
13. Making dinner that is healthy and semi-edible while three maniacs scream around underfoot, to eat by 6 pm.
14. Bathing (tonight with homemade bath paint!), readying for bed, and sedating (just kidding!  ha ha!) the kids by 7:30  (ha ha... ha...kaff).
15. Cleaning the house from top to bottom, reshelving books, organizing toys, and getting meals prepared for the next day.
16. Finding a nanny for the summer.  In the next two weeks.  After scrambling to fill in the time between now and the end of June for the next two weeks.
17. Maybe showering and/or styling my hair for the next day.  Maybe.
18. Getting to bed before 11 midnight 1 am.

The Things I Need To Focus On As A Crack Addict

1. Getting more crack.

SEE????