Spoiler Alert: Review #2 contains a key plot point in Passengers that was a surprise to me.
Brief Review #1
The Cranky Book Reviewer wants to be cranky about the book I just read: Will You Be There?, by Guillaume Musso. The prose is painful. SO painful. The plot, however, is brilliant, which made me devour it in under a day, all the time being smugly judgy about how badly it is written.
Turns out it's been translated from French, which explains a lot, but still. Great story, bad writing. One thumb up?
Brief Review #2
(of a film)
(but definitely still cranky)
We watched Passengers on Friday night. It started off interesting, and then the characters were developed, and it turned into the Best Stockholm Syndrome Love Story ever! Oh wait, no it's not. Because you stole her life, Jim! I really don't feel that they fleshed that part out enough. It would be like making a romantic movie about Elizabeth Smart, if she hadn't been rescued, and spent the rest of her life playing house with her captor. Yes, that is in bad taste. As was this movie. Two thumbs down.
Also, how much did Andy Garcia make for his "role" in the movie? He had more air time on the trailer than he did in the actual movie.